Across Room IM Convo #1

This is the first in a series of across room Instant Messaging conversations that I'll post. They take place between me and Perry when we were roommates. We were literally 10 feet apart from each other when these conversations would occur, but chose to use IM instead of our voices. I have a feeling this is pretty common among certain college roommates. Anyways:

Perry: I hope to god they have mashed potatoes in the dining hall tonight. You down for some mashed potatoes?
Me: I was born in Idaho, that's a ridiculous question. My livelihood used to depend on potatoes. I'll eat you under the table in a potato mash-off.
Perry: Bullshit, I've got heart and a burning desire for some mashed potatoes. I'm literally going to make you cry tears of shame in the mash-off.
Me: I once ate 4 large bowls in a sitting. You're going to puke tonight.
Perry: 4 bowls? Shit. You're right, I'm going to puke ... it's going to be like cement coming out of a cement mixer ... in your sheets nonetheless.