"I was in no shape to be in public last night. Much less dancing with the college president's wife, which I apparently did." -Party Boy after a formal ball which the college president and his wife attend.
Party Boy: Um, dude? Did you see me make out with (fill in the blank) at that party last night?
Me: Hmmmm, no man, I didn't. Last time I saw you, you were dancing and singing to Third Eye Blind's "Semi Charmed Life."
Party Boy: I was dancing to 90s hits? Oh no, I definitely made out with her.
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