Submitted by F.J.

One time in college my friends and I had a party.  One guest who shall remain nameless went out in the front yard at two o'clock in the morning to make a phone call.  He was outside walking around and talking in my front yard, which I happen to share with my next-door neighbor.

My next-door neighbor saw him out there and thought he was a burglar, or just a sketchy person in general.  My neighbor decided that he didn't want this sketchy person in his yard, especially at 2AM, so he walked out his front door, and proceeded to chase my friend with a baseball bat.

He who shall remain nameless obviously wigged out--he's on the phone one minute, then the next minute he is being chased by a man with a large, blunt object.  The kid narrowly escapes my neighbor and manages jump into his car.  He throws his car into reverse and guns it.  He doesn't see the fire hydrant behind him though.

His car smashes the fire hydrant over.  The fire hydrant explodes.  My neighbor ends the chase and goes inside.  Next thing we know, the Cops are at the party, the Fire Department is at the party, and the Department of Public Works is at the party.  THREE LEVELS OF LAW ENFORCEMENT crash our party.  And my yard is a swamp.  I hid in my room the entire time.